Where's my whistle??

I was on prac teaching a sports lesson. I had a whistle around my neck which I took off but was still holding.
I explained the game and then blew the whistle to start. Not realizing it was no longer around my neck, I dropped the whistle and it unknowingly fell to the ground.

After a few minutes I felt for my whistle to signal stop but it wasn't there.
wierd. where's my whistle?
I looked all around and eventually saw it on the ground. How did it get there? Oh well.

I regrouped the kids and blew the whistle to start again.
Once again it unknowingly fell to the ground. Once again I felt for it to blow stop and it wasn't there. and once again i found it on the ground.

I thought I was going crazy.
I repeated this blow, drop, search procedure many times throughout the lesson until one time out of the corner of my eye I saw it dropping to the ground from my mouth.
In front of the kids I said, "Oh THAT's what's happening!"

vegemite carols.

I was driving while eating a vegemite sandwhich while belting out 'jingle bells' to a totally random instrumental version on the radio while cracking myself up in the car by myself.

When a friendship moves to another level.

Anni and Rian finally reach the chiro carpark. Anni stops car and reaches down to feel for her bag but finds herself feeling Rian’s leg. Awkward moment.

The facewash thief

My sister Jess spent three months living in New York in an apartment with a shared bathroom. One day she went to the toilet, and saw through the crack in the door that her neighbor was washing her hands in the sink. Her neighbor then suspiciously looked around, grabbed Jess's facewash and made a dash for it. Jess quickly finished and then chased her neighbor down the hallway. Jess comes up to her door, knocks and girl opens acting all nice and friendly and polite as if nothing had happened. Jess goes bluntly, “Um, just wondering why you took my facewash?”

Caught red-handed!

Sharing water.

I met a new girl at a connect dinner called Tracey. We were chatting for a long time throughout dinner. In the end when we were about to go, I looked at my drink of water and said “Is this yours?”

“Um…I think maybe,”

“Actually I think that’s mine.”

“Really? I thought it was mine. I’ve been drinking out of it,”

“So have I!”

We had both been drinking out of the same cup of water while having a good conversation with each other for about an hour without noticing!

Bangity-bang bang

15/9/11

Ash banged her foot on the table and said ow; then an ad on tv came on with people singing, ‘bang bang bangity bang bang. Bang bang bangity bang bang.’ Anni snorts with laughter.

what the heck....

24/12/11

I went shopping in Hornsby. Pretty much every shop I walked out of beeped. I went into a kids toy shop, bought a present and walked out with my two shopping bags and my normal bag. It beeped. The shopkeeper came over and asked to see my bags. She then shrugged and let me go. I walked out and it beeped again. The shopkeeper then asked if she could have my bags. So I gave them to her. She waved one in and out of the entrance and then the other. None of them beeped.

“I think it’s your bag, let me try that one.” I gave her my bag and she waved it in and out. Nothing. “Oh well, I don’t know what it is.”

She gave the bags back to me and I walked out and it beeped again. I stopped.

Then all of a sudden something sharp bit my butt. It gave me the biggest fright, it felt like someone threw something at me.

“Excuse me, I think you’ve dropped something” a passer-by said.

I turn around and see an electric toy in the shape of a cockroach going psycho on the floor with red flashing eyes.

What the?!

“Did that come out of my bag?!” SO confused. My face went so red because now it looked like I had stolen something.

The passer-by picked it up, “Looks like one of those cockroach things.”

I said, “I have no idea where that came from!”

The shopkeeper took it and said, “Strange, I’ll go put it in the bin.”

I walked out thinking okay, I know random things happen to me…but that will remain an extremely bizzare story!