My crazy modern history teacher

19/8/05

My HSC modern history teacher said that she bought two cats; one for her grandma and one for her. She brought the cat over to her grandmas. That night her grandma rang and said, “Can you take the cat? It’s scaring me!”
Tara goes, “No, keep it for a week and then let me know.”
A few days later Tara’s mum rang and said, “Tara, you better take the cat back! Grandma’s having a nervous breakdown!”
So Tara rang her grandma to tell her she was coming to get the cat.
The grandma answered the phone, “Hello?”
“Hi grandma, it’s me.”
Silence. “Who?”
“Um me, Tara.”
“Tara? That name sounds familiar…”
Tara was thinking gosh she’s gone crazy! She said, “I’m coming to get the cat.”
When she got there she found the cat had pooed all over the white floor and white couch. Her grandma goes, “I thought it would keep things clean because it’s a white cat.”
Tara giggled, “Not everything that comes out of it is white!”
Tara has a boyfriend called Lafe. But for some reason her grandma kept calling him “Rafe.”
When Tara finally said, “Uh…it’s Lafe,” the grandma goes, “Oh I’m so sorry!”
“That’s fine,” Lafe said, “Rafe is the Chinese version of my name.”
The grandma tilted her head, “Oh really? How fascinating! How did I get that then?”