Yelling at a lizard

I was 6. I loved catching lizards. There was this extra big one under the deck that was just sitting there. I needed a plan....

So I crept to one side of the deck, looked under and thought if I start yelling at this lizard, it will go all the way to the other side of the deck, and then I could run around and catch it.

"RARGHH!!" I yelled at it, "I'm gonna GET you and I'm gonna EAT you!!!!" The lizard quickly scampered to the other side of the deck. Perfect. Run! So I ran but then when I got to the other side of the deck the lizard ran back to the original side. Stupid lizard.

Oh well, i'll try again. So I yelled even louder, "RAAAARGHHH!!!! I'm gonna GET you and I'm gonna EAT you, lizard!!!" I yelled for quite a while and finally got the lizard to go round to the other side of the deck. I ran around the other side and the lizard ran back again. ARGH.

So for the next 15 minutes I was running around the deck yelling at a lizard at the top of my voice trying to catch it. Until I looked up and saw my whole family standing at the glass door laughing at me.